Hello guys, in this new article, I would be writing on how to recognize 2go guys in public groups and forums, 2go as we all know is a social platform in form of an application where you can get to meet friends, and chat with them, but this app has imprinted some funny characters into its users especially guys and that is what I will be writing about After some series of researches and observations, I came out with ways to recognize 2go guys in a public group or social sites, I mean a real 2go guy would have three or four of these traits if not all.
1.They term every group and forum “Room” : yes, whenever they are in a
group, and they want to register their presence, they make use of the
word room, they will be like “hi room”, “whats popping here roomies”,
“wad up room” irrespective of where they are , whether they are in a
Facebook group, whatsapp , nairaland etc..dont, blame them,this
behaviour is gotten as a result of their occasional visits to 2go rooms
2. They ask a lady ist before they check her dp or add her : now this
is what irks some people out (lol) when they chat with a lady in a
public group, they are the set of people that will start begging or
asking if they could check the dp( profile picture) of the girl, they
are chatting with, they will be like” please can I check your dp?” “Can I
add you” come on,! The feature is there for you to use, must you ask
her before you check her dp? You don’t need to ask her before you add or
follow her,
3.They are always asking for credit : as a result of begging for go
credits in 2go rooms, the guys would carry these characters into other
social apps and forums, they are type of guys you will see posting in a
group” please I need credit” “Help a brother,share him credit”some of
the funny replies they get in the groups are “guy,go and work”, “Hold
up,am I ur father?” “Gerrarahere mehn”
4.They are the”thank you for adding me guys”: they thank every girl
that add them and accept their request ,some would even go to the extent
of praying and prophesying to the life of the girl..”thank you for
adding me, I am so happy, may you fall into the well of happiness, may
your enemies forget the address of your house” this is one of their
numerous “thank you” lines
5.They change their statuses every time: these guys change their
statuses every time as if there is no tomorrow, they could change it
three to five times in a day, and the status updates are not really that
necessary or sensible..e.g” I am chilling with my friend.celebration
tinz” who cares if you are chilling with the people in your village?
“off to work” no, come to my house.
6.The kick me out guys : when they are bored of the group e.g
whatsapp, instead of exiting, they start posting gibberish words and
jumble alphabets together e.g dsgettwjshsudk ,they also type kick me out
etc, thinking they would be automatically kicked out, just like 2go,
well if they are at it for some time,the admins would be vexed and will
eventually remove them ,some would even think they were indeed kicked
out by bots, just like 2go.
7.They look for $*xchat – after several futile attempts to get girls
who would $*xchat with them in 2go romance rooms, they would go to other
social platforms to see if they could get a catch, they are the ones
you will see in a group asking these questions.”if you are looking for
$exchat, add me up?” ” am Hot tonight”
(Pictorial evidence at source)
(Pictorial evidence at source)
8.They are the champion of group and forum games.::they love playing
forum and group games , some of their best games are fastest finger,
FTC(first to comment) words unscrambling competitions..e.g unscramble
these word “alniam” answer = animal.
9. They are online most of the times- it looks as if they spend their
lives on social media, anytime you check their status, you will always
see ‘online’
10. Add Yours
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