Tuesday, 26 April 2016

Joke: Driving and Drinking




A  man was driving and drinking and sudden he feel very pressed then stop his car somewhere, unfortunately area boys were having fun, he park his car just to press free himself, but it annoyed the area boys, they move close to him, he was been beaten, and harass, he enter his car and drove off. 

Still press, he thought and empty bottles will be okay for him to press free himself, he took the bottle and urinate inside the bottle as he was going the police on patrol stop him, and ask him is a particular?

 He gave them, it was check and complete, one of the officer had a sight effect of a bottle filled with wine, beside him ask  what is that, he said wine, so you drinking and driving, you just committed and offence in the constitution section 11 act 15 TITLED DRIVING AND DRINKING. 



he told  him to bring the bottle out they thought it was wine they collected the bottle and free him, he move very fast with good acceleration,  the policeman started fighting over the bottle of wine which was never knew to them that it was urine that it filled with, somehow one of them open it first and drank it, he fainted immediately after drink.

Nigeria Police lols

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